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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 22:12:04 GMT -5
That stoopid F script told me the other day he was going to SD. But then he followed it up with, " only Tim knows. You've got to keep this a secret. I want to surprise those stoopid iceholes." Seems like HG just can't keep his own secrets! Well, I was feeling guilty about not going. Now that HG is traveling, I am relieved there will be a dozen states separating me from him. You guys can baby sit! Lock up your jeep jacks, tools, and spare parts, lads. He is sneaky! You've been warned. Mooooooooooooosey, perhaps Cher will have a garage sale while he's gone (thumbs up smiley) PS |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 22:12:13 GMT -5
That stoopid F script told me the other day he was going to SD. But then he followed it up with, " only Tim knows. You've got to keep this a secret. I want to surprise those stoopid iceholes." Seems like HG just can't keep his own secrets! Well, I was feeling guilty about not going. Now that HG is traveling, I am relieved there will be a dozen states separating me from him. You guys can baby sit! Lock up your jeep jacks, tools, and spare parts, lads. He is sneaky! You've been warned. Mooooooooooooosey, perhaps Cher will have a garage sale while he's gone (thumbs up smiley) PS |
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Post by athawk11 on Jun 17, 2015 22:19:16 GMT -5
Okay, I'm not sure what's up. I'm beginning to think you all are pulling some kind of BS on me! Someone want to fill me in?
Tim
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 17, 2015 22:34:43 GMT -5
Oh my Goodness!!!! There is no conspiracy theory going on here. Tim the Hawkster has nothing to do with this!!! I just want to meet the Leaker!!! I am out here risking life and limb!! Where's the good luck !! Where's the hope you do it!! Where's the we are rooting for you?!
No , all you Bastages want to do is try and figure out the puzzle .
You won't!!! I will be in SD on Monday . I am hoping early evening.
There had better be a dang Cold Coors Light awaiting, and some HG Fing Supersonic Jerky waiting!!!!
That's all Im a saying!!!!
Can't a brother just trek any more?!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 6:25:33 GMT -5
Machts Nicht! We will have a HBR toast for sure, with Supersonic topper. Gary, darn you! When I saw the 2nd HG picture of what he'll look like after riding a cattle car all the way to Whitewood, I again almost wrecked my keyboard with coffee. Now that was funny. I think Hawky is holding out on us. Plane ride to Denver and a ride up with Hawky makes sense. It's cheaper and way easier to fly in there than Rapid City. Bunch of Wild and Crazy Guys! Holy Cow!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 7:13:26 GMT -5
HG...best of luck to you, happy travels, hope you make, blah, blah, blah. (All said in a slow, monotone voice)
(Excitedly) Hey, by the way, what's Cher's number? (Good thought, Lee!)
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Post by athawk11 on Jun 18, 2015 7:42:51 GMT -5
Plane ride to Denver and a ride up with Hawky makes sense. It's cheaper and way easier to fly in there than Rapid City. Actually, this would have been a great idea. Flying into larger airports is generally less costly. But the price goes up the longer you wait. Hmmmm... Minneapolis is a large airport. Just sayin. Tim |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 10:27:22 GMT -5
I may or may not be passing by the MPLSSP terminal on Sunday, just say'in......... He must be in Illonois now, most likely headed for Omaha!
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Post by rudycon on Jun 18, 2015 12:08:56 GMT -5
Haines:
Did you find/make your own "chuck and key" for that car carrier?
Best bet: Watch for a Dakota Minnesota and Eastern. It'll be a junk train going through Sturgis.
Don't catch-out on any "bad order" cars.
Safe travels HoboHaines!
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Post by athawk11 on Jun 18, 2015 12:21:11 GMT -5
Okay, I think I have this figured out. And I'm pretty sure Moose is involved.
Tim
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 18, 2015 12:21:44 GMT -5
Thanks Rudy....can't wait to meet you and Study!!  |
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 18, 2015 12:41:16 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 16:14:25 GMT -5
Okay, I think I have this figured out. And I'm pretty sure Moose is involved. Tim Hahahahaha....Puh-lees leave my good name out of this snafu plan! I'm like the Germans in the above video conversation!  Is there any vacancy left at Oilleaker's Dude Ranch for City Slickers? I'd hate for HoboHaines to arrive only to be on the outside looking in. |
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 18, 2015 16:20:26 GMT -5
This Hobo crap is a tough life....
I think I am going back to being Haines The Purist!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 17:56:34 GMT -5
All 45 SD highway Patrol Troopers are on the lookout for Haines. "Armed and Crazy" Approach with extreme predjudice! Shoot on sight. Whitewood will be destroyed if he reaches it. Give us your Tired , your poor, yearning to be free, but not haines!  It is going to be epic fellow knights! You have 2 days until launch. Oil |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 18:28:41 GMT -5
Okay I have figured this out!, this hobo crap is a deterrent for the real story!......................... I will side with Sir Hawkridge, I believe that Moooooooooosey Bastage is coming as well, HG returned Bo Bo's goat and Mrs. Mooooosey was so happy she took Mooseys leash off and gave him the keys to her minivan!  as she needs a couple weeks to get the goat back to health......... So now HG has another problem, they cannot take tuns driving as Moosey is scared to cross a bridge, so off to Detards house to kidnap him for the second driver (notice how quiet he has been lately). So now there are three coming, how they snatched Detard I have no idea, perhaps Mooooosey gave her some gift certificates to one of those upscale hi end golf clubs he frequents, would be my guess  . Now picture Dumb and Dumber heading for Colorado, only in this case it's not a dog clipping van, but a minivan with Dumb & Dumber & Detard, Haines has his head out the window smoking as mrs. Mooooosey gave strict orders to no smoking in the van. That has to be it fellow Willis enthusiasts!  |
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 18, 2015 19:12:42 GMT -5
Wow..... What The Captain Said would be Fing awesome!!!! But it's not the case. I wish very sincerely that Bo And Jeff would be coming with me. They are absolutely the best!!! It is great to have such people in my life!!! I know I have dreams of grandure , and have stirred the pot beyond belief in my Jeep Willys Quest. Fact of the matter is, if you go back to the KJRT thread, I always said that I am nobody special, but I know those who are. For some reason this forum, and great group of guys has continued on. I am just happy to be able to be a part ... And that my friends is no BS!!!!!   |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 20:28:24 GMT -5
back at cha pal!. Admit, I nailed it, the three amigo's . Only thing railroad on this trip is the Lionel train in the back of the van to keep Moooosey's mind off the damn bridges. My guess there leaving sat. Am. BTW, if you approach Mpls main terminal from the south, look off to the east by the river, you can see historic Fort Snelling, just say'in , if you were flying there.
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 18, 2015 20:45:50 GMT -5
Honest .... You nailed it in the perfect world scenario...
But not how this is going down...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 23:36:17 GMT -5
back at cha pal!. Admit, I nailed it, the three amigo's . Only thing railroad on this trip is the Lionel train in the back of the van to keep Moooosey's mind off the damn bridges. My guess there leaving sat. Am. BTW, if you approach Mpls main terminal from the south, look off to the east by the river, you can see historic Fort Snelling, just say'in , if you were flying there. Man.....Theres gotta be a $hit load of bridges between SC and SD, hope the lionel runs off of the cigarette lighter!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 23:50:54 GMT -5
Oh... Almost forgot......
Scott..... Godspeed and a safe trip and all that mutual stuff..... I'm being serious here...
But on the other hand....figuring out this riddle is helleva lot more entertaining!, lol!!
On the train note... I'll tell you a story that was told to me by two guys I used to know, they where high school buddies..One lived on a farm about 5 miles west of a little town here.... The other on lived on the other side of town.... They would hop on the grain train that always went through town..... All went good, except for one night, the train didn't slow down while going through town... As a matter of fact, it didn't slow down until it reached the Ft Worth rail yards, about 70 miles south..... Opps....
Ron called his dad in the middle of the night.... He was promptly reminded that he was told more than once to leave those danm trains alone.... And if you where dumb enough to get down there, you was dumb enough to get back....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2015 7:30:08 GMT -5
The captain has been cogitating this Haines thing a bunch. The idea of the three amigos arriving is quite the idea. I'm afraid the best kept secret is the one that's never told. He is indeed coming, we just don't know how. The trails await. Oil
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 19, 2015 9:50:03 GMT -5
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 19, 2015 10:02:09 GMT -5
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Post by rudycon on Jun 19, 2015 14:09:42 GMT -5
Good job duckin' the Bull there, HoboHaines. Gotta watch out for those hustle buggies!
Hope you nail a rat'ler!
My status: Step 1 complete. Sold the house today! I have a shock to put on the RUDYCON tow rig tonight. Will work on Willys tomorrow and tow out Sunday.
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It is going to be epic fellow knights! You have 2 days until launch. Oil
as she needs a couple weeks to get the goat back to health......... So now HG has another problem, they cannot take tuns driving as Moosey is scared to cross a bridge, so off to Detards house to kidnap him for the second driver (notice how quiet he has been lately). So now there are three coming, how they snatched Detard I have no idea, perhaps Mooooosey gave her some gift certificates to one of those upscale hi end golf clubs he frequents, would be my guess 
. Now picture Dumb and Dumber heading for Colorado, only in this case it's not a dog clipping van, but a minivan with Dumb & Dumber & Detard, Haines has his head out the window smoking as mrs. Mooooosey gave strict orders to no smoking in the van.
