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Post by rudycon on Jun 17, 2015 8:51:01 GMT -5
OilLeaker told me to sell my house, quit my job and come to South Dakota. I'm still working on the first one. Professional cleaners sucked. Lin and I cleaned for 7 hours AFTER the professionals. More work today/tonight. Final walk through is tomorrow. Closing is Friday if all goes well. Haines can drive my bucket all he wants (or can stand). Experience the smooth power of a STUDEBAKER! Lemme try again..."Experience the lifeless lump of a beat down old STUDEBAKER!" Haines: Travel light. Move fast. You'll figure it out.  If you make it to Denver I'll pick you up on Sunday morning at the stockyards. |
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Post by athawk11 on Jun 17, 2015 9:44:55 GMT -5
Well, This is turning out to be another thread filled with a bunch of BS. I think HG is pulling our leg. Hobo...my ass!
Tim
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 17, 2015 10:16:50 GMT -5
No BS my friends ....I'm on the road to Jeeptopia!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 12:09:23 GMT -5
No BS my friends ....I'm on the road to Jeeptopia!! Really!, since when do boxcars have Wi-Fi............   |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 12:17:44 GMT -5
Ok, enough BS, how exactly and when are you coming Big Guy? Do I need to start watching the freight trains? Lee, just park your trailer at my place and drive your Jeep to the motel and forget those Sturgis directions. I'm well pleased That HG is coming. I'll make him feel at home. Give him a gun, and no one will dare bother us. Looks like we are in for some good weather in the future, probably normal humidity for SC. Muggy for me. Soon my friends, soon. Oilly Sir leaker, my plan was to park at the Oilspot, .............. As far as the "Emporer of the Rails" he needs to hop a cattle train, they can handle plenty of Bull $hit!, bastage will not answer his phone, FCS. |
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 17, 2015 12:34:15 GMT -5
I have a Fargin Smart phone Icehole!!!  |
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Post by athawk11 on Jun 17, 2015 12:42:08 GMT -5
Have you reached the South Carolina border yet? If my calculations are correct, you will need to navigate about one state per day to reach the Leaker Ranch by Monday. Where are you now?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 12:46:17 GMT -5
I physically drove the detour this AM. Stupid easy. During the day they have flaggers. Just go slow and you'll be fine. It's narrow under the overpass, about 1.5 lanes width. That's why you go slow. Remember, Whitewood is like your neighborhood, it's not very far. It's 6 or 7 miles on the service road from Sturgis. It must be quite the secret about how Haines is getting here. Probably bought a Willys Jeep and is trying to drive it here.  Oil |
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 17, 2015 14:41:58 GMT -5
Somewhere in NC  |
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Post by rudycon on Jun 17, 2015 15:23:54 GMT -5
Nice!
Wrong side of the fence there, Bubba-er "hobo haines." Good choice to catch the car hauler. I recommend a suburban for the most comfort.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 15:30:53 GMT -5
You read my thoughts Rudycon! We are having our chains jerked about aren't we? Lock up your jerkey while at the BHR. Holy Cow are we in for it. Oil
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 17:12:59 GMT -5
I have a Fargin Smart phone Icehole!!! Right, so who is traveling with you to operate your smart phone ? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 17:25:25 GMT -5
Maybe he's riding the stock train to load up on more of that BS he plans on spreading!!  LOL |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 17:33:38 GMT -5
Perhaps we will need to grease the rails in Whitewood to slow the train down, we wouldn't want him busted up jumping off! , or worse biting his tounge . I cannot think of a worse situation, HG wanting to talk and unable to, and not being able to sample the Supersonic as the pain would be unbearable  . |
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 17, 2015 18:02:58 GMT -5
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 17, 2015 18:06:28 GMT -5
Oh Shit!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 19:00:35 GMT -5
Seem's Sir Hawkridge has knowledge of the HG adventure (surprised smiley), says he is arriving Monday, WTH. My mouth is burning a fiery hell as I write this, mmmmmmmmmm good!.
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 17, 2015 19:50:50 GMT -5
Everyone here has knowledge of this. Why can you not just believe? I may have a line of Garage BS, but I Tell The Truth!!!
I will be there in SD. I will not let this opportunity pass. The KJRT!!
Who all will be there.....?
I am just on a journey for two reasons ....
Ok, three
Maybe 4.
# 1 I have to meet the Jeep Legends
#2 I have to have some of that Jeep Jerky!!!
#3 You talk the talk, you have to walk the walk!
#4 I heard there is a large refrigerator in Oilleakers Garage.
I am going to help him clean it out!!!
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Post by Ryan_M on Jun 17, 2015 20:33:47 GMT -5
Somewhere in NC There'a railyard in Bangor....swing by and PICK ME UP!!!! |
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Post by Haines Garage on Jun 17, 2015 21:03:18 GMT -5
Maine would be a little off in the wrong direction of SD. Wouldn't that be cool though . Holy shit!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 21:40:45 GMT -5
Look out Oily!!! This may be Haines now.... But this will be Haines after......  |
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Post by athawk11 on Jun 17, 2015 21:45:58 GMT -5
Seem's Sir Hawkridge has knowledge of the HG adventure (surprised smiley), says he is arriving Monday, WTH. My mouth is burning a fiery hell as I write this, mmmmmmmmmm good!. PS Wait! Isn't Monday the first day of trail rides? Are you guys gathering earlier? What the hell? Am I missing some details? Tim |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 21:52:33 GMT -5
That stoopid F script told me the other day he was going to SD. But then he followed it up with, " only Tim knows. You've got to keep this a secret. I want to surprise those stoopid iceholes." Seems like HG just can't keep his own secrets!
Well, I was feeling guilty about not going. Now that HG is traveling, I am relieved there will be a dozen states separating me from him. You guys can baby sit! Lock up your jeep jacks, tools, and spare parts, lads. He is sneaky! You've been warned.
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Post by athawk11 on Jun 17, 2015 22:05:54 GMT -5
That stoopid F script told me the other day he was going to SD. But then he followed it up with, " only Tim knows. ? Tim knows what? I'm seriously lost here. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 22:08:46 GMT -5
Just mixed another batch (thumbs up smiley). Hawkridge is playing dumb, but he is not in any way shape or form. I smell a BS conspiracy here with roots in Arvada, CO...................  PS |
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If you make it to Denver I'll pick you up on Sunday morning at the stockyards.
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