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Post by Haines Garage on Jan 23, 2014 20:34:55 GMT -5
We all have sayings that most miss in regular conversation... Lets hear yours.. All I ask is that we Keep it Semi ...Clean... My start is.. Slicker than Snake Sh@t... Here we go...  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 20:41:41 GMT -5
Ok, I will quote Larry the cable guy,,,,, "More frustrated than a hair lip playing bingo,,,getting bingo,,, and trying to say bingo Lee |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 20:49:46 GMT -5
Then there is "Sicker than Snot on a Doorknob"
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Post by Haines Garage on Jan 23, 2014 20:50:44 GMT -5
My Dad always used to say this one...and its no very nice..
But pertains to Captain Leemeister.
Colder than a witches...well fill in the blank..I just can't say it..
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 20:51:34 GMT -5
Speaking of Texas,, my boss would tell you, "It's Flatter than Piss on a Plate"
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Post by Haines Garage on Jan 23, 2014 20:52:52 GMT -5
Sweating more than a cat at Chinese restaurant...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 20:53:40 GMT -5
My Dad always used to say this one...and its no very nice.. But pertains to Captain Leemeister. Colder than a witches...well fill in the blank..I just can't say it.. Right on Haines, but is that with or without the cast Iron Bra  ? |
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Post by Haines Garage on Jan 23, 2014 20:53:48 GMT -5
Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock..
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 20:57:19 GMT -5
My old friend Ray used to say, "Shakin like a dog crappin razorblades" , well kinda like that!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 20:58:14 GMT -5
Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.. Why yes, an American standard |
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Post by Haines Garage on Jan 23, 2014 22:41:27 GMT -5
Wound like a spring....HA!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2014 2:00:04 GMT -5
Wound like a spring....HA! Or, an eight day clock! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2014 12:45:05 GMT -5
It was so cold I saw two dogs froze to one fire hydrant, or it was so dry I saw two trees fighting over one dog. Gotta love Dogs huh? John
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Post by athawk11 on Jan 26, 2014 21:20:25 GMT -5
This isn't super clean, but it's not dirty either.
When I'm ready to leave, I often say...
"I'm off like a prom dress!"
Tim
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2014 22:55:08 GMT -5
This isn't super clean, but it's not dirty either. When I'm ready to leave, I often say... "I'm off like a prom dress!" Tim LOL I use that one as well Lee |
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Post by Haines Garage on Jan 27, 2014 20:13:56 GMT -5
My old friend Ray used to say, "Shakin like a dog crappin razorblades" , well kinda like that! I head it..Humped up like a dog crappin' Tacks!  |
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Post by Haines Garage on Feb 1, 2014 21:29:04 GMT -5
Bass Ackwards...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2014 8:22:07 GMT -5
That job turned out to be a real peckeroid! The most valuable saying of all: NO JOB IS TOO TOUGH FOR THE MAN NOT DOING IT!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2014 18:01:06 GMT -5
If it was that easy, the girl guides would be doing it!!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 21:09:26 GMT -5
If it was that easy, the girl guides would be doing it!!! Or "If it was easy, Women and kid's would be doing it" Lee |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 21:10:55 GMT -5
" If Bull$hit were music, we would have a Brass Band" Lee |
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Post by Haines Garage on Feb 3, 2014 21:19:16 GMT -5
" If Bull$hit were music, we would have a Brass Band" Lee Damn Skippy!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2014 17:39:58 GMT -5
How about Rome wasn't built in a day!
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The difficult we do right away, The impossible takes a little longer!!
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Post by Haines Garage on Feb 7, 2014 19:04:03 GMT -5
SOL = Shi$ out Of Luck....Lame, but funny anyways!   |
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Post by Haines Garage on Mar 10, 2015 21:47:19 GMT -5
Yep...Great Ole Thread!
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