Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2015 14:44:01 GMT -5
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over the ciggy and continues smoking.
Arlene: What the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. this way my ciggy doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get em at any drugstore.
Next day Arlene hobbles over to the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed (Arlene, after all is over 80yrs of age) asks her delicately what size, texture and brand she would prefer.
"Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel" 